Saturday, February 7, 2009

1. This blog is not dead.
2. This blog has not smoked itself to non existence.
3. This blog has a middle finger which it is pointing at you right now.
4. My laptop is a piece of junk.
5. My laptop's motherboard is a piece of junk.
6. Never buy HCL laptops.
7. I do not have Rs. 17, 000/-
8. And I don't even friggin' care.
9. If you do not have a spine / I could lend you mine.
10. Samuel Beckett was a very strange man.
11. Wulfgar is a very nice dog.
12. This blog also has a butt.
*jiggle jiggle*