Sometimes I want to get up a tank, preferably chrome yellow in colour and about 200 feet high, with a bottle of Old Monk (750 ml, no less) and scream "soocaaaaaaide".
Today is one such day.
No cigarette for two days, not one. No term papering yet. No clue about Prosody. Blood pressure all time low like the Sensex. Neighbour being particularly cheerful at dinner, saying once you fall (not metaphorically like Ruth, but really, like hitting the ground, get it?) with this kind of pressure you go straight into coma. Mother being when it comes to drinking water, might hit the streets with 'Water for my Daughter' campaign anyday now. Going tap tap tap at the keyboard but writing stuff like "herbal treatment for colon disorders' or 'acne and hygiene'.
and NO ALCOHOL for god knows how long!!!
So, I want the tank and the Old Monk. Wisdom.
The mausiji may or may not be present; lest I give the impression that I have a 'bhabhi' or 'mausi' fetish, which is so a rage in Indian porn comics. Refer to something hillarious called Savitha Bhabi, you will know.
P.S - I feel so much like Schrodinger's Cat. Both dead and alive. State depending on observer. Sigh.
6 comments:
basanti ta ke? bole fyal dekhi.
heh heh,public forum e bolle jodi keu shotyi-i soocaide kore tokhon??
March hare: Basanti nei. shotti. :P
mojo: shotti. hok kotha! aar bolchhi na. public forum ki na.
'Sometimes I want to get up a tank, preferably chrome yellow in colour and about 200 feet high, with a bottle of Old Monk (750 ml, no less) and scream "soocaaaaaaide".'
:D :D You have no idea how much this image made me grin. Ah! To have people to share your miseries with. We MUST drink together in the 'study' leave, and wash out all this SHIT.
@Elendil: Ah the study leave. I will get wasted, I tell you! :P
Nice blog.and yes,i was made to read an entire episode of savita bhabi in the pop culture class...man she's disproportionate to say the least =P
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